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More than once I have had the misfortune of watching a movie and wishing that I could get back the 1 hour or longer of my life that it took to watch it.

1. The Crow Wicked Prayer, I loved the first two this one was terrible.
2. Wing Commander – Yikes pathetic.
3. Any movie directed by Uwe Boll, he likes to make video game adaption movies terrible. So funny that Blizzard absolutely refuses to let him get a hold of a World of Warcraft or Warcraft movie.
   
4. Spice World – Yes, I watched it, but they do have some catchy songs.
5. Cool World – From the 80s and terrible.
6. Any of those parody movies like Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie, I have watched too many and they always make me cringe. I think I punish myself by watching.

I know I technically listed more but they are tons of terrible movies the list could be really long.

If I were stranded on a deserted island I would probably be dead by the time it takes a person to starve or maybe even before depending on if there are like poisonous plants, big animals, and junk like that.  Nature and I are just not like that and don’t get along so it would be ugly.  Maybe before they shipped me to it I could watch reruns of Gilligan’s Island or Survivor or something along those lines.  But for now here is my list of the reasons why.

1. I don’t eat fish or anything that comes out the water.  So unless I got gutsy and went fishing I would starve.
2. The fact that I couldn’t blog, check my email. or go to wikipedia, might cause cardiac arrest.
3. I have no wilderness skills, never was a girl scout or anything.
4. I don’t know anything about plants so I would either get the poisonous berries or get the mushrooms that get you high, but that may not be so  bad to  make it though.
5. Never been hunting in my life, so that would probably not go over too well with me or the animals.
6. And I would freeze to death at night, I guess this goes with number three but seriously when I was kid we tried the whole starting fire with sticks or rocks like on TV and it didn’t work so well and we never could.

So as you see from my list they would probably be looking for a  body.  I hope you enjoyed my list and if you have one link it up!

~sharon

Ah yes there is always that thing that is either taboo or people just don’t celebrate.  So here is my list of things that maybe people could or sometimes should celebrate with a party.

1. Divorce!  Yes sometimes they are a good thing.
2. Getting fired from a job.  If the job really sucked.
3. Pets birthday.  Yes my kids did cake and everything once.
4. Your friend breaking up with their horrible ex (kind of like divorce but they weren’t married lol)
5. Funerals to celebrate the deceased life not like a wake but a party, I am so thinking about putting that in as a last request when I pass
6. Stuffed animals birthday.  I didn’t actually do this but my ex mother in law did with my boys and bought cake and everything.

~sharon