If I were stranded on a deserted island I would probably be dead by the time it takes a person to starve or maybe even before depending on if there are like poisonous plants, big animals, and junk like that. Nature and I are just not like that and don’t get along so it would be ugly. Maybe before they shipped me to it I could watch reruns of Gilligan’s Island or Survivor or something along those lines. But for now here is my list of the reasons why.
- I don’t eat fish or anything that comes out the water. So unless I got gutsy and went fishing I would starve.
- The fact that I couldn’t blog, check my email. or go to wikipedia, might cause cardiac arrest.
- I have no wilderness skills, never was a girl scout or anything.
- I don’t know anything about plants so I would either get the poisonous berries or get the mushrooms that get you high, but that may not be so bad to make it though.
- Never been hunting in my life, so that would probably not go over too well with me or the animals.
- And I would freeze to death at night, I guess this goes with number three but seriously when I was kid we tried the whole starting fire with sticks or rocks like on TV and it didn’t work so well and we never could.
So as you see from my list they would probably be looking for a body. I hope you enjoyed my list and if you have one link it up!
~sharon
About Sharon
I didn’t even think about keeping warm. I can’t go buy a blanket on a deserted island and that’s enough alone to kill me. lol
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I didn’t think of number 4 .. oh so true!! Love your list!
All of your points make excellent arguments for me
Have a great Saturday.
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-many-times-in-your-life-have-you.html
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Freezing to death at night is soo true.
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Freezing to death at night is soo true.
http://delineatingdes.blogspot.com/2009/11/girls-will-be-girls.html
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Freezing to death at night is soo true.
http://delineatingdes.blogspot.com/2009/11/girls-will-be-girls.html
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I’m laughing my butt off at the mushrooms that get you high!!! I so would do that – at least we’d be entertained until we die!!!
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Freeze to death night and day, I won’t last for 24 hours i guess.
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I might freeze to death, but I’m not going hungry lol.
I never ever even thought about freezing to death. For some reason i just expect it to be hot! LOL! Great list!
I couldn’t survive without the computer at all!
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Ya I guess you would be in trouble
Yeah, me and deserted islands don’t mix either. LOL
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Dont worry I am right along with you, especially your #4. I really think I would be lost without my computer as well
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